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SERMON MOUNT SAYINGS By Elgin Bolling aka El Prophet The Scribe

SERMON MOUNT SAYINGS
By El Prophet The Scribe

Verily, Verily, I Say This To Thou, Merrily!
Come Hearken Unto Me,
And Your Soul With Be Set Free!

Come Listen Up, And Do Not Doubt,
This is My Sermon On The Mount!

If Any Man Offends You,
Don’t You Dare Attack!
Just Be Meek,
Turn Other Cheek,
And Give For Him To Smack!

Love your Enemies! Bless Them Too!
Even Though They Curse At You!

Pray For Them Who Despitefully Use!
Love Them Too Who Falsely Accuse!
For All Of This The Father Choosed
To Be The Holy Behavior Of You, His Children,
So Highly Favored.

You Think This Is A Lot Of Fuss?
My Son Shines On Wicked
And The Just!

For What Reward In Heaven Have You,
If You Like Only Folks
Who Treat You Cool?

Don’t “Get Busy” With “Missy”
Let Me Give You An Education..
Sex With Her, Is Fornication!

And If She’s Married, You See,
Then You KNOW That’s ADULTERY.
And Even if in Your Heart You’ve Lusted,
Congratulations, You are Busted!

Do Not Swear Like You Have No Care,
Empty Words Into The Air!
Not By Heaven, That is My Throne,
Neither By Earth, My Footstool… I Own.

If Any Ask You For Your Coat,
Don’t Say “NOPE!”
Give Him Your Cloak!

Let Your Yea Be Yea,
And Nay Be Nay
For Anything More, Is SIN I Say!
For All Of your “Alleged Knowing”
A Single Inch You Aint A Grownin’

So Do The Things Your FATHER DO!
For I Am Perfect!
So Be Ye Too!!




copyright 2010 Elgin Bolling

TEMPLE CLEANSING By Elgin Bolling aka EL Prophet The Scribe

TEMPLE CLEANSING
By EL Prophet The Scribe

I Remember That Day,
I Thought I Was “Trippin!”
Jesus made a Braded Cord,
And Full Grown MEN
He Started WHIPPIN!

They Started To Duck!
But Were Outta Luck!
Messiah Starting Swinging
Like Bruce Lee
Using Nun Chucks!

Doves And Cages
Started Flyin’!
He Overturned Tables!
Hey! I Aint Lyin!!

People “Got Spanked”
Man!! It Was Funny!!
They “Got Outta Dodge” Quick!
And Wuz Droppin’ They Money!

“GET OUT! GET OUT!!”
I Heard Jesus, Say,
“ALL OF YOU MONEYCHANGERS,
YOU ALL GO AWAY!!”
“MY FATHER’S HOUSE, IS A HOUSE
MEANT FOR PRAYER!!”

Then He Reached Right On Over.
And Threw A Few Chairs!
They Bounced, And Then Crashed,
All Right Down The Stairs!!

“PHARISEES, AND SADDUCEES!!
DEN OF VIPERS, YOU BE!!”
But They Didn’t Hear Him,
They Started To Flee!

Those Folks Who Thought Jesus
Was Only, “Nice and Meek”
DEFINITELY Saw Another Side of Messiah THAT Week!


copyright 2010 Elgin Bolling

AFTER THE ANOINTING By Elgin Bolling aka El Prophet The Scribe

AFTER THE ANOINTING
By El Prophet The Scribe

Our King Commeth
Dressed In Robes Of Brilliant Majesty.
Older Than The Desert Sands, Is HE.
Holding Stars, Like Diamonds, In HIS Hands.
“A Royal Diadem”, HE Says, That’s ME!
“You WILL Reign, WITH ME Eternally,
If You Wait, My Child, Patiently.”

But Be Thou Forewarned,
For The Father Of Lies
Can Also Present Himself
So Gorgeously Adorned…

In Shimmering Apparel!
But His Praises,
Both Insincere,
And Very Narrow.

Singing Sweet Incantations,
That Tickle The Ears,
Soon Switching To Vile Words
That Make You Shudder And Quake
With Fear.

Giving False Words Of Admiration
Which In Time Lead To Sin And Condemnation

Of Brethren Most Dear To God
Who Still Speaks
In Still Small Voices
Calling To Us, His Children, To Make Right Choices
That Lead To Joy, and Life
Not Degradation and Strife.

My Child, Narrow Is The Path That Leadeth Unto Life
And Though It Like a Tightrope Seem,
Thou Hast Been Given Hind’s Feet To Walk
Most Agile Upon High Places
The Enemy Cannot Reach.

Though He Claw and Tear At You
Threatening to Knock You From Your Seat
In Heavenly Places. With The One Who Holds All The Aces.



copyright 2010 Elgin Bolling.

WOW! FANCY MEETING YOU HERE!!! THERE'S NO TELLING WHO YOU'RE GONNA MEET IN THE DESERT, IS THERE?? I'D OFFER YOU A BITE OF MY BURGER HERE, BUT I REALLY DONT LIKE TO EAT AFTER PEOPLE.....

YOU'RE JESUS, THE SON OF GOD, RIGHT? GEE, IT'S SO HARD TO TELL IN ALL OF THIS HEAT, YOU ACTUALLY COULD BE A MIRAGE, YOU KNOW.... HMMM, HOW CAN WE TELL IF YOU'RE THE REAL THING.... LET ME THINK.....

I KNOW!! LET 'S DO A LITTLE TEST! IT SHOULD'NT BE HARD FOR YOU, I MEAN, YOU'RE THE SON OF GOD, RIGHT?? PROVE IT RIGHT NOW!!! IF YOU'RE THE SON OF GOD, TURN THESE STONES INTO BEARD!! LET'S MAKE 'EM BAGELS!!!

iT IS WRITTEN, MAN SHALL NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE, BUT BY EVERY WORD THAT PROCEEDETH OUT OF THE MOUTH OF GOD.

GO 'BOUT YOUR BUSINESS, SATAN! YOU'RE BOTHERING ME! TALK TO THE HAND!

ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! .. WAIT A MINUTE, WILL YA! YOU'RE RIGHT! I MEAN, WHO CAN EAT FOOD IN THIS HEAT ANYWAY? WHAT YOU NEED IS A CHANGE OF SCENERY!! PERHAPS A MORE "RELIGIOUS SETTING" WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE? I HAPPEN TO KNOW JUST THE PLACE, TOO! iN FACT, I'LL TAKE YOU THERE!!!

ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! .. WAIT A MINUTE, WILL YA! YOU'RE RIGHT! I MEAN, WHO CAN EAT FOOD IN THIS HEAT ANYWAY? WHAT YOU NEED IS A CHANGE OF SCENERY!! PERHAPS A MORE "RELIGIOUS SETTING" WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE? I HAPPEN TO KNOW JUST THE PLACE, TOO! iN FACT, I'LL TAKE YOU THERE!!!

WELCOME TO THE PINNACLE OF THE TEMPLE CHURCH OF THE "MOST LOW" THE OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS OF LUCIFER MINISTRIES, WHERE OUR MOTO IS, "DECIEVING THE LOST, AT WHATEVER THE COST". THE SUBJECT OF MY SERMON TODAY IS "TAKING A LEAP OF FAITH" BY THAT I MEAN LITERALLY!


OH, YOU DIDNT BRING YOUR BIBLE WITH YOU? IT DOESNT MATTER, I'LL JUST INTERPRET THE TEXT IN THE SAME WAY I DID FOR TWO FORMER PARISHONERS YOU MIGHT KNOW THEM, "ADAM, AND EVE?" ANYWAYS, ABOUT THAT LEAP OF FAITH I WAS TALKING ABOUT, IF YOU ARE THE SON OF GOD, AND WE HAVENT PROVEN THAT YET, WHY DONT YOU TAKE A FLYING LEAP OFF THE PENNACLE OF THE TEMPLE? GO AHEAD, CAST YOURSELF DOWN! YOU WONT GET HURT! I CAN PROVE IT BY OUR TEXT FOR TODAY FOUND IN THE BOOK OF PSALMS CHAPTER 91...

HERE'S THE PASSAGE NOW, IT READS.....
For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.
They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

SEE THAT! I JUST PROVED MY POINT WITH SCRIPTURE!!!

OKAY, START JUMPING.....JUST THINK ABOUT THE IMPRESSION IT WOULD MAKE!! WHEN FOLKS SEE YOU LEAP OFF THE TEMPLE, AND ANGELS RESCUE YOU IN SPECTACULAR FASHION, THEN IT'S BONAFIDE PROOF THAT YOU'RE THE ANNOITED ONE!!! JUST THINK OF THE PUBLICITY!!!

I GUESS YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS PASSAGE FOUND IN DEUTERONOMY CHAPTER 6 VERSE 16 THAT READS, "YOU SHALL NOT PUT THE LORD THY GOD TO THE TEST!!

OH....ER... I GUESS IT SLIPPED MY MIND, HEH.... ENOUGH OF THIS THEOLOGICAL DISCUSSIONS! THEY ONLY CAUSE ARGUMENTS!!! LET'S TALK BUSINESS!!! I HAPPEN TO KNOW ;JUST THE RIGHT PLACE.....

WELCOME TO MY MOUNTAIN TOP RETREAT!! MY NAME IS LOU C. FURR CEO AND PRESIDENT OF G.O.T.W. THAT STANDS FOR "GOD OF THIS WORLD" ENTERPRISES.

OH, BY THE WAY, DO YOU LIKE THE SUIT? IT'S 'HOT' YOU KNOW! I CAN GET YOU ONE IF YOU LIKE, I KNOW WHERE THEY PARK THE TRUCK!!

BUT ENOUGH SMALL TALK, LET'S TALK BUSINESS...

MIND IF I SMOKE? ... YEAH, I KNOW THESE THINGS WILL KILL ME, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? IM TRYING TO CUT DOWN! IM DOWN TO ONE MILLION PACKS A DAY!.... ANYWAYS, ABOUT BUSINESS, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU HAVENT BEEN HUMAN VERY LONG JESUS, AND MAYBE YOU KINDA DONT KNOW HOW THINGS WORK DOWN HERE ON THE 'BIG BLUE MARBLE"....


THE FACT IS, THERE ARE CERTAIN REALITIES THAT RUN THIS WORLD, ALL UNDR MY CONTROL, IN SUBTLE WAYS..... MONEY FOR INSTANCE, SOME PEOPLE GOTTA HAVE IT, SOME PEOPLE REALLLY NEED IT, SOME PEOPLE DO BADDD THINGS WITH IT...

HMMMM, I OUGTA MAKE A SONG OUTTA THAT...

WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS, THAT YOU NEED A LOTTA THIS STUFF IN ORDER TO MAKE IT DOWN HERE. IT MAKES LIVING A LOT EASIER, AND MAKES NEGOTIATING VERRRRRY EASY...

I CAN HELP YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON A LOTTA THIS....

FOR A PRICE.....

HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YA DONT KNOW...

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION HERE.... IF YOU LOOK OUT IM SHOWING YOU ALL THE KINGDOMS OF THE WORLD, AND WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. WE GOT WASHINGTON, THE KREMLIN...

WEIVE GOT COUNTRIES , CONTINENTS, STATES AND CITIES, EUROPE, ASIA, AFRICA, NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA....

ALL OF THESE PLACES RICH IN THEIR OWN WAY OF MONEY, HUMAN CAPITAL, NATURAL RESOURCES,

I TELL YA, I'VE RUN ALL OF EM FOR CENTURIES , AND LET ME TELL YA, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CANT MAKE A HUMAN BEING DO, IF YOU KNOW WHAT BUTTONS TO PUSH...

WHAT IM OFFERING YOU IS A PARTNERSHIP! THAT'S RIGHT!
WITH OUR COMBINED STRENGTH WE CAN END THIS DESTRUCTIVE CONFLICT AND BRING ORDER TO THE....

WHOOPS! BETTER NOW SAY THAT! COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT...

BUT YOU GET THE IDEA!

WE COULD RUN THIS THNG, JESUS, JUST YOU AND ME, WE CAN HAVE THE WORLD ON A STRING, JUST LIKE SINATRA SAYS...

BUT IT COMES WITH A PRICE.....AND HERE IT IS....

GET THEE HENCE, SATAN!!!!!!


OUCH.... NOW THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!!!


FOR IT IS WRITTEN...

THOU SHALT WORSHIP THE LORD THY GOD,
AND HIM ONLY SHALT THOU SERVE!!!