WELCOME TO THE PINNACLE OF THE TEMPLE CHURCH OF THE "MOST LOW" THE OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS OF LUCIFER MINISTRIES, WHERE OUR MOTO IS, "DECIEVING THE LOST, AT WHATEVER THE COST". THE SUBJECT OF MY SERMON TODAY IS "TAKING A LEAP OF FAITH" BY THAT I MEAN LITERALLY!
OH, YOU DIDNT BRING YOUR BIBLE WITH YOU? IT DOESNT MATTER, I'LL JUST INTERPRET THE TEXT IN THE SAME WAY I DID FOR TWO FORMER PARISHONERS YOU MIGHT KNOW THEM, "ADAM, AND EVE?" ANYWAYS, ABOUT THAT LEAP OF FAITH I WAS TALKING ABOUT, IF YOU ARE THE SON OF GOD, AND WE HAVENT PROVEN THAT YET, WHY DONT YOU TAKE A FLYING LEAP OFF THE PENNACLE OF THE TEMPLE? GO AHEAD, CAST YOURSELF DOWN! YOU WONT GET HURT! I CAN PROVE IT BY OUR TEXT FOR TODAY FOUND IN THE BOOK OF PSALMS CHAPTER 91...
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